Friday, December 24, 2010

I Sure Do Like Those Christmas Cookies, Sugar

Ok, so that stunk up the barn.  We can all agree.  But seriously . . . deep breath . . . it wasn't that bad.  Not even close.  Painful, yes.  But it was still doable.  Shit, it's not like we put up a Carolina performance or anything.  Simmer down.  All is most certainly not lost.  That said, I still have a few last minute Christmas wishes I'm putting on my list to Santa.

1.  Some Red Bull for Harper.  (Overrun by a QB?  Missing tackles?  WTF?)

2.  Malcolm Jenkins.  (I'll stop before I break into "Where Did My Baby Go" without John Legend to sing along with me.)

3.  A healthy set of cornerbacks.  One full season of them.  (Pretty Please.)

4.  More Jimmy Graham.  (Because more is still never enough.  Even when he exhibits dumbassery, I still want to pinch his cheeks and pat him on the head and remind him it's all rainbows and kittens with him around.)

5.  A ban on any contact between Meachem and Bush.  (I smell a contagion.  Run.  Forward.)

6.  Chris Ivory.  (Healthy.  Forever and ever.)

7.  A six game winning streak.

Happy Who Dat Blessings to All!!!

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