Hey, remember last year? Remember back before you all ran out to buy Garrett Hartley jerseys? Back before you started naming your children and dogs after him? This is who Garrett Harley was:
No, I Will Not Mention Hartley in This Post
Brushing off the Poo
Oakland Recap & Question of the Week
Putting on My Big Girl Boots
Guess what? He's still that guy.
Oh, and look at that. We'll be carrying two fucking kickers again. Gotta love that shit. Still, we kicked ass last year. Loads of it. And we'll kick more this year. Bet on it.
And yet, there's another bright side. No, it isn't that this was a division rivalry after a short week. Or that our defense played as well as we ever ask them to play. Or even that we got to see Lance. Finally. Screw all that. Week Three proved that I'll never have to hear one particular phrase EVER again.
Worst to First.
I fucking hate hearing that over and over and over again. Jeez, find a new stat, people. But thanks to Tampa, we won't have to hear that shit anymore.
Thank you, Pitt, and Charlie Batch, you're my hero. And Tampa, thanks for sucking ass!
You are my silver lining.
I have some other silver linings for you to consider:
ReplyDelete1. The stupid falcons game is always a coin toss
2. Lance Moore = stellar this week
3. I truly believe that had we had Sharper, Gay and Bush on that field, we would have won that game 31-20. For sure.
I don't want to say we need Sharper (I'm just stubborn like that), because I really like Jenkins, and I don't think Sharper could have been much help with Gonzalez. BUT if we had Gay in, maybe we wouldn't have had Jenkins on Roddy White's ass all night and we could have had him helping out with Gonzalez instead. And where the hell was Harper on the run block?
ReplyDeleteOk, I'll shut up now. I can't start another day like this . . .